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I Am Spanish!

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○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

Total: 5

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 5

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 0

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the colour orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

Now, put as your title "I Am_____!"With the country you got the most.
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Advice

1 min read
I want to download a video recorder... does anyone know of a good one? I'm a student, so it would have to be a free one :P
Please help!

Kel xx
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11

4 min read
Tagged by :icontalybean:
(If you've done this kind of thing recently, I'll understand if you don't want to do it again)

RULES:
1) You must post these rules.
2) Each person must post 11 facts about themselves in their journal.
3) Then answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4) You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5) Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6) No tag backs.
7) No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

FACTS
1) I'm a caucasian African!
2) I love my hair, I am generally obsessed with long, pretty hair, and I love to plait hair (yes, that all counts as one fact ;))
3) I am a bookworm.
4) I'm studying maths, applied maths, physics and chemistry.
5) I'm a Flamenco dancer (if you dont know what Flamenco is, shame on you!!!)
6) Pink is the most amazing colour in the universe.
7) I love orchids.
8) I have a lovely orchid, named Sally :D
9) I was given Sally for matriculating (or graduating, whatever you people call it) top of my class from high school.
10) I love my identical twin sister, who is the craziest person I know. :heart:
11) I grew up with Harry Potter (the books, not the fictional character :P)

MY QUESTIONS TO ANSWER:
1) Where is your ultimate holiday destination?
Switzerland
2) Your favourite art medium that YOU use?
Oil pastels!!
3) Your favourite art medium that OTHRS use?
Digital drawing media.
4) Who is your favourite music artist/music group?
SIMPLE PLAN!!!!!!!
5) PIRATES OR NINJAS??? :ahoy: :katana:
Pirates! (helloooooo, William Turner :love:).
6) What was/is your favourite subject in high school?
Maths and French.
7) Do you like my art? (I won't mind if you say no =))
Totally ;)
8) If you said yes, what do you like about it?
It's creative, and your shading is reeeaalllyyyyy awesome!
9) Have you read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series? (if not, my condolences)
Hell yeah!!
10) Do you have a role model? If so, who?
Uuuuhhh... I'll get back to you on that...
11) WHERE HAS THE RUM GONE?!?!
IT'S IN MY TUMMY!!!!!! Haha, not really :)

MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
1) What kind of weather do you like?
2) Do you know what Flamenco is? (if not, please go Google it)
3) What is your favourite drink?
4) Have you read "The Hunger Games"?!?!?!
5) What does your hair look like? (sorry, couldn't resist!)
6) Do you know what "discombobulate" means? Lol :)
7) What made you decide to get started on DA?
8) Does bad grammar annoy you?
9) Do you speak any other languages? If so, what are they?
10) What kind of clothes do you wear?
11) Do you enjoy reading?

I TAG:
1) :iconavewolf:
2) :iconmiguelsousaalves:
3) :icongina4art:
4) :iconhunter-arkaman:
5) :iconhpficluver:
6) :iconjdmcc97:
7) :iconratgirlstudios:
8) :iconaskingmarks:
9) :iconmuggleriot:
10) :icondoodle6721:
11) :iconwoelkchen-chan:
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Writing

1 min read
How goes it, peeps? :)

So I recently wrote a short fanfic for a Valentine's exchange... AND IT FELT SOOOOO GOOD! Since university has started, I haven't really written anything because I'm not taking any languages (I decided to go the science route ;)). So I was wondering, if anyone is interested, would you guys read my short fic and tell me what you think? Here's the link fav.me/d4qwznm

Anyhoo, have a great week!
Kel xx
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I know it's been a while since I've uploaded anything :'( So I'm just putting it out there that I have a couple of lovely photographs that will be here, on DA, shortly :D

Peace out
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